phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.
tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
Everyone stop what you’re doing right now and go see The Maze Runner. We just got back from the theatre and it is absolutely incredible. Dylan is EVERYTHING. Go NOW. Tell them I sent you!
Miley Cyrus got fined for 200k for illegal use of the Mexican flag stay in your fucking lane bitch
Food + Legend of Zelda = all I need in my nerd ass life
cynthiacloud if that first cake isn’t your wedding cake…
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
hella cute guys in this someone track them down for me
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable