idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via maxterbate)

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via maxterbate)

esexist:

the only thing i wouldnt do for a klondike bar is you

(via inbox)

fartgallery:

shoot for the stars because if you destroy them night time will become darker and then it’ll be easier to commit crimes

(via maxterbate)

sassyuchiha:

i need to study for a test but what’s the point if i’m probably going to end up being a stripper

(via inbox)

trillow:

hey mum my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks

(via inbox)

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero, via oomshi)

inbox:

if i could write you a song to make you fall in love I wouldn’t

roughrimjob:

girls are so hot wow like boobs and butts and eyes and everything just wow good job girls

(via inbox)

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