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zazzle-poetry:

buy here

6 hours ago · reblogged from whimsicalfuckary · originally zazzle-poetry · 792 notes ·
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(Source: death-by-elocution)

6 hours ago · reblogged from slydig · originally death-by-elocution · 13,837 notes ·
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rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

1 day ago · reblogged from slydig · originally vinegod · 36,931 notes ·
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campfiresmell:

One-star yelp reviews of national parks are THE BEST!

1 day ago · reblogged from lesprisenpati · originally mashable · 57,914 notes ·
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(Source: isexualdisaster)

1 day ago · reblogged from condommodel · originally isexualdisaster · 670,603 notes ·
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caseyanthonyofficial:

Today I was at Olive Garden with my girlfriend and the waitress asked if we wanted more breadsticks and my girlfriend said no

???????????

(Source: theproblematicblogger)

1 day ago · reblogged from awkwardvagina · originally theproblematicblogger · 7,544 notes ·
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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

1 day ago · reblogged from slydig · originally supernatural-tardis · 174,085 notes ·
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(Source: gouldenqueen)

1 day ago · reblogged from fstw · originally gouldenqueen · 98,015 notes ·
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gabriellejae:

Me everyday of my life

(Source: rihannanumb)

1 day ago · reblogged from oomshi · originally rihannanumb · 132,692 notes ·
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pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

(Source: bunrobot)

1 day ago · reblogged from guardiansofthespoopy · originally bunrobot · 120,534 notes ·
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harryedward:

I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

2 days ago · reblogged from slydig · originally harryedward · 6,996 notes ·
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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

2 days ago · reblogged from slydig · originally thebrownskingirl · 607,726 notes ·
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weloveshortvideos:

Short people be like

3 days ago · reblogged from awkwardvagina · originally weloveshortvideos · 103,283 notes ·
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fileformat:

mexican music just like sounds drunk like you can literally smell alcohol through the speakers

3 days ago · reblogged from chonieez · originally fileformat · 311 notes ·
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gaydiationpoisoning:

You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.

3 days ago · reblogged from vajoochie · originally gaydiationpoisoning · 17,130 notes ·
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