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(Source: sexandmanhattan)

18 hours ago · reblogged from awkwardvagina · originally sexandmanhattan · 11,549 notes ·
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6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

20 hours ago · reblogged from deanprincesster · originally 6ee · 71,727 notes ·
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(Source: validx2)

1 day ago · reblogged from durrymuncher · originally validx2 · 114,212 notes ·
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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

1 day ago · reblogged from lameborghini · originally roughness · 33,718 notes ·
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silenthill:

*me looking at a large group of teenagers who aint done nothing wrong to me* how dare they

1 day ago · reblogged from lameborghini · originally silenthill · 2,122 notes ·
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catholicnun:

Sorry

1 day ago · reblogged from whimsicalfuckary · originally catholicnun · 13,814 notes ·
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jeremy-ruiner:

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IM STILL YELLING AND WILL NOT STOP YELLING

(Source: clintonfbarton)

1 day ago · reblogged from vajoochie · originally clintonfbarton · 20,404 notes ·
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(Source: gaptoothbitch)

1 day ago · reblogged from nikkilipstick · originally gaptoothbitch · 1,128 notes ·
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bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
1 day ago · reblogged from slydig · originally thatmlc · 39,278 notes ·
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friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
*i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
friend: BITCH
me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

1 day ago · reblogged from fstw · originally yungflowergirl · 43,927 notes ·
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824706:

what an idiot

(Source: trashfairie)

1 day ago · reblogged from circumcising · originally trashfairie · 64,627 notes ·
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(Source: bashubishu)

1 day ago · reblogged from oomshi · originally bashubishu · 13,503 notes ·
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rosaparking:

FUCK MY ASSHOLE!!!!!!

(Source: effingstiles)

2 days ago · reblogged from fstw · originally effingstiles · 10,905 notes ·
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i’m 5’3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don’t give a fuck

(Source: carolxne)

2 days ago · reblogged from circumcising · originally carolxne · 19,972 notes ·
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